Wanted: A Leader for the Free World
Job description
President of the US of A
Requirements
- Ability to reverse decline of Brand USA.
- Must be able to build consensus by convincing other heads of state.
- Must possess sound judgement.
- Must have personal integrity.
- Must be able to reinvigorate people and institutions.
- Must have a basic understanding of the US Constitution.
- Must be able to separate fact from fiction.
- Must understand separation of church and state.
- Must understand Peter Drucker's perspective.
- Must not be a puppet for Exxon-Mobil or the pharmaceutical industries.
- Must believe in sustainable business practices, green technology, and conservation.
- Must lead.
- Republicans need not apply.